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the Guaton Charlie told me some time. It seemed filled with pride: he had been an act of justice. Is that Charlie is a man who claims to love justice.
But two or three days later I got another version of what happened in the best saunas in Temuco. No, it was not an act of justice but a crude and rude (but plausible) that the act of bullying Guaton produced and starred Carlitos.
The theme of this sauna-may I be permitted disquisition "is of, gentlemen, not some academic interest. Academic say while the correlation of the most vibrant of the academies: the semiotics or semiology. In the sauna the signs are obvious in the sense of its ease of analysis. And, well, this would require a very broad, extensive and intensive-detail of that which will undoubtedly distort the meaning of this story, "we are certain that the semiotics or semiology is the only way to know where we human animals. Carlitos
Al Guaton singularly pleased to go to the sauna. As you sit there character of an act of justice: the purification of his terrifying anatomy hundred and twelve kilos punishing heat of the wooden chamber, almost completely dry (the meter installed hygrometric there ever has not scored more than 30 percent moisture), which must be administered by an endless tiny hourglass for 15 minutes they become unbearable. But this torture ritual is lovingly contrasted with the wonderful plunge into the icy water of a pool whose depth allows the tortured dive headlong into its interior rare. When Charlie is released to the dancing water, all other customers in the sauna fear a cataclysm: it is a lot of water that moves your character. Emerges after a few minutes of alleged poor spirited laps in length pool. Walk then objectively grotesque nakedness in the throes of four or five meters tiles. We know-and-feel redeemed from his overwhelming ugliness, and would therefore like Janus, the waiter very functional, that serves a double whiskey. When Carlitos Guaton feel so relieved and nurtured by a spirit of more than forty degrees, it reappears in the violence, which is the expression of the content of their selfhood: he firmly believes, and it may be that the only faith that -professed truth that human life is a constant act of violence.
And so it says loudly suddenly while resting in an uncertain length (since the only true Guaton Carlitos is measurable only in the latitude of its pornographic and terrifying tummy) on a mat of wood:
- Where is the conchaesumadre of Donoso to get the shit right here?
The version delivered to this server by the Guaton Carlitos is terribly different. He told me that when he had reached the sauna chamber from the street, he found the professor Evaristo Neculman, surpassed exponent of the lesser evil of the Mapuche [1] , profoundly sad.
- What's wrong, my peñi, whose look so sad? He asked in the frame, insist on your version.
"I do not know when going to humiliate me, "replied Don Carlitos Neculman Professor, holder of several rural schools near Temuco, again I was told I have the smell of Indian and spoiled the neatness of the sauna.
- Who told you that, my peñi? "The usual
Don Carlitos Mr. Donovan, Mr. Gransotto, Mr Garcia and Mr Duhalde. Guaton
When the strong man Carlitos, after all, "he said of living and booming voice:" Where is the conchaesumadre of Donoso to get the shit right here? "Donoso, real estate broker and petty man, chose to give the hint and he could hear clearly the best the bold and tough Guaton curse of Carlitos. Moved not by honor but by the spurious interests of living up to its status as president of the sauneros (temuquense grotesque way of those who profess to call themselves the ritual oxymoronic frozen hot), Donoso began pitifully to approach the mat where it lay Carlitos humanity.
- Did you mean to me, Mr. Kay? Carlitos
the Guaton quickly got up and immediately assumed the position boxeril guard. He told me several times that divisional boxing champion when he turned to conscription in an infantry regiment of Iquique.
-Putas, Mr. Charlie, what do you have against me? "Said the president in the most servile sauneros tones.
In reply, Donovan received a very strong right to the chin that knocked him away on the slippery floor of the sauna. The white towel covering his private parts was immediately red blood began to spurt from his nose.
But in truth, beyond the validity of the respective versions, the punishment inflicted on his insolent Donoso nasal protuberance, was to be amply deserved (according to the reasons will be given later), did not raise a revulsion against Guaton Carlitos between sauneros: all were fully aware that, despite their obsessions preside over rituals, Donoso was at heart a squirt fucking asshole, a jerk intrusive, noisy and useless class, ignorant, temuquense par excellence and arrogant (you may well understand that these ratings are my full responsibility). Unlike
was what happened with Garcia (if not with Duhalde nor Gransotto, all of which also took them Carlitos Guaton their respective peaks). The difference is that Garcia did not have a ridge infamous Sabugo Hermogenes Garcia-great-grandson of an illustrious English colonizer rather that, full of good forward, reached back in 1865 Talcahuano, I finally moved by the Chilean authorities immoral then and Temuco, city and then regarded as a sort of picturesque metaphor of the American Far West. Could be established here loosely as a blacksmith and manufacturer of shoes, managing to amass a fortune, which was initialed on back in 1890 when Garcia and Picasso became emblematic of all that has produced illustrious Temuco, was a man respected by temuquenses of every variety [2] and environments: courteous, devout Catholic, a man of simple conversation but not terrifying, generous with his silver, capable of giving flowers to the glorious prostitutes he frequented, he had won fair and square in a very good estimate of the Moors and Christians.
And that was the precise reason why the gesture fell as Carlitos Guaton in complete disrepute, why quickly concocted an alternate version: that were already expressed Neculman and humiliation that precipitated the bloody outcome partially described by me.
Now I, as a self-styled journalist and writer, I made a point to endorse and disseminate the version I was given by the Guaton Carlitos.
is, gentlemen, is there the expression of content (and this is pure semiotics) of hypothetical dignity. Charlie drags his ugliness and his willingness monstrous but says he loves justice and believes that human life considered in its entirety is a constant act of violence, which comes to mean (this is also a semiotic exercise) that the Guaton Carlitos is beyond pornographic and terrifying his belly. His mistake, of course, was to have completely stopped bleeding Hermogenes Garcia, who never would have said even remotely to the teacher who smelled Neculman Indian or Mapuche their presence disturbed the tidiness of the best sauna in Temuco. In this perspective, it should not include in its version of the illustrious son Temuco, should not have to tell Neculman had been none for Donovan, Gransotto, Garcia and Duhalde.
But it paid dearly. Gransotto punished while showing off a sleek boxeril, lost his footing on the slippery floor of the sauna chamber, and fell heavily on the heat-generating incandescent aparatejo very dry, horribly burned arm.
But for me it is clear, as was said, that Donoso, Gransotto and Duhalde, temuquenses siúticos drunkards and received a deserved beating.
What else to add? Well, I also love dearly violence.
[1] It seems preferable to use the adjective adjective Mapuche singular, which contradicts the agreement although syntactic number with the article, it fits the style more enlightened members of the indigenous people have set: for them, there is our pluralization.
[2] may well be the city of Temuco Chile that are recognizable more coats or specific social conditions.
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