Milk Makes Face Puffy

Film "?



Commander Storni

do not know if it makes sense to tell, it's about facts and circumstances rather trivial: it seems that much has been written about the possible adventures - to possible incidents of human-sexuality.
But the truth is that I love, respect, tell stories, and, of course, storytelling, impossible to be turned into film or cinematography.
What was exactly what I heated it? The truth must be told: I am asked this question because it cost me to settle with them. Few know, and perhaps if I have had "failed miserably with them.
"I hate my mother? Not infrequently, I thought:
- What will you do if you are alone? "I said one of those many days of yore.
And I do not know what to say (the truth is that few times I answered it, but now they know, which my sickly optimistic rubric writer). But I began to hate that: the omnipresence mother in those days of yesteryear. Botemos
But the accessory: no good. What works is the self delusion of many.
makes sense to tell the tale. And you can not make a film even though almost all have occurred in the Chapelco-hotel there in the very precise intersection of Cross and Portals (intersection southeast) of Temuco.
The fictional author of these lines can not be identified from the film for the very brief because it is too romantic, does not exist. But the important objective is that there is keen.
I want to possess her. I have no too much to imagine it because I know it has an enigmatic, dark and mysterious significance and very difficult to penetrate "tattoo on her breast: the right side.
The right side of her low-cut sport shirt that reads "from right to left" I'm your Goddess.
"Film?

Severe Caning Freeones

The act of justice Guaton Runoff commands Carlitos

The Cossack Storni

the Guaton Charlie told me some time. It seemed filled with pride: he had been an act of justice. Is that Charlie is a man who claims to love justice.
But two or three days later I got another version of what happened in the best saunas in Temuco. No, it was not an act of justice but a crude and rude (but plausible) that the act of bullying Guaton produced and starred Carlitos.
The theme of this sauna-may I be permitted disquisition "is of, gentlemen, not some academic interest. Academic say while the correlation of the most vibrant of the academies: the semiotics or semiology. In the sauna the signs are obvious in the sense of its ease of analysis. And, well, this would require a very broad, extensive and intensive-detail of that which will undoubtedly distort the meaning of this story, "we are certain that the semiotics or semiology is the only way to know where we human animals. Carlitos
Al Guaton singularly pleased to go to the sauna. As you sit there character of an act of justice: the purification of his terrifying anatomy hundred and twelve kilos punishing heat of the wooden chamber, almost completely dry (the meter installed hygrometric there ever has not scored more than 30 percent moisture), which must be administered by an endless tiny hourglass for 15 minutes they become unbearable. But this torture ritual is lovingly contrasted with the wonderful plunge into the icy water of a pool whose depth allows the tortured dive headlong into its interior rare. When Charlie is released to the dancing water, all other customers in the sauna fear a cataclysm: it is a lot of water that moves your character. Emerges after a few minutes of alleged poor spirited laps in length pool. Walk then objectively grotesque nakedness in the throes of four or five meters tiles. We know-and-feel redeemed from his overwhelming ugliness, and would therefore like Janus, the waiter very functional, that serves a double whiskey. When Carlitos Guaton feel so relieved and nurtured by a spirit of more than forty degrees, it reappears in the violence, which is the expression of the content of their selfhood: he firmly believes, and it may be that the only faith that -professed truth that human life is a constant act of violence.
And so it says loudly suddenly while resting in an uncertain length (since the only true Guaton Carlitos is measurable only in the latitude of its pornographic and terrifying tummy) on a mat of wood:
- Where is the conchaesumadre of Donoso to get the shit right here?
The version delivered to this server by the Guaton Carlitos is terribly different. He told me that when he had reached the sauna chamber from the street, he found the professor Evaristo Neculman, surpassed exponent of the lesser evil of the Mapuche [1] , profoundly sad.
- What's wrong, my peñi, whose look so sad? He asked in the frame, insist on your version.
"I do not know when going to humiliate me, "replied Don Carlitos Neculman Professor, holder of several rural schools near Temuco, again I was told I have the smell of Indian and spoiled the neatness of the sauna.
- Who told you that, my peñi? "The usual
Don Carlitos Mr. Donovan, Mr. Gransotto, Mr Garcia and Mr Duhalde. Guaton
When the strong man Carlitos, after all, "he said of living and booming voice:" Where is the conchaesumadre of Donoso to get the shit right here? "Donoso, real estate broker and petty man, chose to give the hint and he could hear clearly the best the bold and tough Guaton curse of Carlitos. Moved not by honor but by the spurious interests of living up to its status as president of the sauneros (temuquense grotesque way of those who profess to call themselves the ritual oxymoronic frozen hot), Donoso began pitifully to approach the mat where it lay Carlitos humanity.
- Did you mean to me, Mr. Kay? Carlitos
the Guaton quickly got up and immediately assumed the position boxeril guard. He told me several times that divisional boxing champion when he turned to conscription in an infantry regiment of Iquique.
-Putas, Mr. Charlie, what do you have against me? "Said the president in the most servile sauneros tones.
In reply, Donovan received a very strong right to the chin that knocked him away on the slippery floor of the sauna. The white towel covering his private parts was immediately red blood began to spurt from his nose.
But in truth, beyond the validity of the respective versions, the punishment inflicted on his insolent Donoso nasal protuberance, was to be amply deserved (according to the reasons will be given later), did not raise a revulsion against Guaton Carlitos between sauneros: all were fully aware that, despite their obsessions preside over rituals, Donoso was at heart a squirt fucking asshole, a jerk intrusive, noisy and useless class, ignorant, temuquense par excellence and arrogant (you may well understand that these ratings are my full responsibility). Unlike
was what happened with Garcia (if not with Duhalde nor Gransotto, all of which also took them Carlitos Guaton their respective peaks). The difference is that Garcia did not have a ridge infamous Sabugo Hermogenes Garcia-great-grandson of an illustrious English colonizer rather that, full of good forward, reached back in 1865 Talcahuano, I finally moved by the Chilean authorities immoral then and Temuco, city and then regarded as a sort of picturesque metaphor of the American Far West. Could be established here loosely as a blacksmith and manufacturer of shoes, managing to amass a fortune, which was initialed on back in 1890 when Garcia and Picasso became emblematic of all that has produced illustrious Temuco, was a man respected by temuquenses of every variety [2] and environments: courteous, devout Catholic, a man of simple conversation but not terrifying, generous with his silver, capable of giving flowers to the glorious prostitutes he frequented, he had won fair and square in a very good estimate of the Moors and Christians.
And that was the precise reason why the gesture fell as Carlitos Guaton in complete disrepute, why quickly concocted an alternate version: that were already expressed Neculman and humiliation that precipitated the bloody outcome partially described by me.
Now I, as a self-styled journalist and writer, I made a point to endorse and disseminate the version I was given by the Guaton Carlitos.
is, gentlemen, is there the expression of content (and this is pure semiotics) of hypothetical dignity. Charlie drags his ugliness and his willingness monstrous but says he loves justice and believes that human life considered in its entirety is a constant act of violence, which comes to mean (this is also a semiotic exercise) that the Guaton Carlitos is beyond pornographic and terrifying his belly. His mistake, of course, was to have completely stopped bleeding Hermogenes Garcia, who never would have said even remotely to the teacher who smelled Neculman Indian or Mapuche their presence disturbed the tidiness of the best sauna in Temuco. In this perspective, it should not include in its version of the illustrious son Temuco, should not have to tell Neculman had been none for Donovan, Gransotto, Garcia and Duhalde.
But it paid dearly. Gransotto punished while showing off a sleek boxeril, lost his footing on the slippery floor of the sauna chamber, and fell heavily on the heat-generating incandescent aparatejo very dry, horribly burned arm.
But for me it is clear, as was said, that Donoso, Gransotto and Duhalde, temuquenses siúticos drunkards and received a deserved beating.
What else to add? Well, I also love dearly violence.
[1] It seems preferable to use the adjective adjective Mapuche singular, which contradicts the agreement although syntactic number with the article, it fits the style more enlightened members of the indigenous people have set: for them, there is our pluralization.
[2] may well be the city of Temuco Chile that are recognizable more coats or specific social conditions.

Kitchenaid Paddle Attachment Problem

The Starling

Matias Rafael and saw for the first time, it's been a very long and tragicomic anguish, on beaches adjacent to Quintero in central de Chile. They were so cute teenagers.
was there that both met simultaneously Annelies Yost, a beautiful girl with sad eyes, who was then only twelve years, but that it was sculpted (despite lack of breasts), which clearly presaged the archideseada and perhaps if evil woman nowadays. Matias Rafael
and then competed so ocher [1] -which obviously left in a draw, and even came to be a shock, open and fair combat in one of the beaches surrounding Quintero, planned their confrontation giant, ghostly shadows on a vast quarry, the majestic effect of fire around which both were sitting on the pine straw, tense for a while, until he said Matthias actually shouted "Rafael:
- What mirai fucking asshole? Rafael
immediately got up and decided his best face-must wade through several children of both sexes, still enthralled the film that cast nocturnally Fitness Institute on Thursday, using as backdrop the huge white-stone quarry, and saddled to Matthias who had also risen. To be face to face at a distance could be estimated at fifty feet, threw his right fist Rafael towards Matthias harmonious nose, but missed slightly and hit the upper lip, almost fourteen years, the handsome boy. The blood flowed immediately.
looked like a playoff. Matthias
cleverly chose the melee. Rafael grabbed by the shoulders and off balance easily. Both rolled on the ground giving him another cruel punches. A short distance-about five meters, Annelies (like the rest of the more than fifty boys) had to interrupt the projection of Sands of Iwo Jima "with John Wayne as Sergeant Striker Fred," as now two gladiators tough (if not jovial boys) grotesque and ghostly shadows cast completely cover the rectangle of film projection). She, Annelies, watched the show satisfied. Putting his exquisite brunette open right hand over his heart, in what seemed a clear gesture esoteric, "he said aloud, but for your own coat:
" These roosters are taking the peak for me.
Djiminó Mister George, general manager of the Fitness Camp, weighted and Masonic enclosure within which the fire had now held the role of cinema and the unexpected and Matias Rafael fighter, decided to intervene:
-Nou, nou, nou, "said boys, which immediately stopped the feverish and wild fight, "nou estou can be. If you want to fight, it reglamentou boxeril COUN.
quickly appeared gloves, bandages, liniments massage, towels and even a gong to mark the rounds, also headgear (which both contenders refused because, they said, wanted to fight in the most frank and void). A Fitness Monitor Rafael Storni was one of the sides and one on the side opposite Matthew Lazzeri. Djiminó negotiated five rounds of three minutes each. A regulatory signal, ostensibly made by the American supervisor, the fight began. Rafael was driving well within the sport of boxing , Had been prepared by the Chilean champion Arturo Godoy (which obviously should be the subject of another rigorous narrative) -, it took very little first-round defeat by KO Matthias.
another tiebreaker.
comes here what may be the only beauty (in the sense of actually elevating) of this narrative. Rafael, before you Djiminó lift his right arm as the victor of the struggle, he said,
- You know, mister? I ask that we declare a draw.
- Cómou? "Marveled the gringo.
-Matthias is a brave man. We fight because we both like the same girl. But he was able to cope, do not want the winner of this fight, mister.
Djiminó, chivalrous man formed in the parameters of scouting, youth movement that seeks the integral education of the individual through self-education and contact with nature, "understood perfectly Rafael. And raising his left arm and right Matias Rafael, said solemnly: "The resultadou
this coumbeite pactadou to cincou rounds is ... A empeite! The booing was historic
(Mr. George Djiminó blunders never been before). Annelies understood nothing. But Rafael Matias hugged him and said:
- Sabis asshole? We took the ridge to the Annelies ... Why do not we become friends and see who the conquest? There playoffs again.
Matthias, visibly moved, returned the hug and said to Raphael:
-be friends. Compadres! Matthias
Lazzeri never lost sight that they were tied again, which obviously was far to Annelies Yost.
The following year, Rafael became a military cadet, and Matthew, at the Naval Academy cadet Arturo Prat. They agreed that they achieve best military merits, occupy the heart of Annelies. While defining the subject (a subject that was to last several years), the girl left the court by two. In this direction, Rafael had the great advantage of being in Santiago and that the Military Academy of General Bernardo O'Higgins Alzara all his gallant foolishness within walking distance of the house of Annelies. Matthias, however, was in Valparaiso, in such a way that could only see the girl once a month. Rafael could kiss first Annelies Matthias, although this difference eventually fade when Matias, after an evening party and emboldened by the pisco, stroked the nascent but very nice breasts she who let him do for almost five minutes (with the obvious consequences easy to deduce.)
A tie?
After more than five years, official lords of their respective institutions (Rafael Storni was second lieutenant in the Army in the Armored Cavalry and Matthias Lazzeri had the same grade in the Marine Corps), both decided to do together during Commands, as assumed that the beautiful woman would be resting superior warriors. And the best of superior warriors.
was very hard. Both of them were about to falter. For six long months, were subjected to all the rigors that train elite fighters. Each lost more than ten kilos. Should satisfy the overwhelming hunger not infrequently devouring a stupid cat but defended fierísimo bites and scratches with tough human fighter with his teeth trying to break the throat of the cat to indulge in his own blood. Were a week without sleep for even one minute. Endured horrific suffering in the camp prisoners simulated. Etc., etc.., Etc.
They agreed to watch together-both Annelies carefully shaved the hair, leading the girl to comment that they were a couple of ridiculous daubs more or less every two months. It is boring and there remained a tie.
The woman was aware of that gentlemanly rivalry-and that no less gentlemanly tie-between Rafael and Matthias. In fact, I would very much enjoy both, but, in another of his esoteric insights, decided not to opt for neither.
That was beginning to be diabolical.
was so sub-lieutenant and Matias Rafael Storni Lazzeri, graduates and like commands (and the better grades), wearing their distinctive uniforms for the glamorous, large and fatally be surprised one afternoon, holding, Galanos, two separate bouquets red, Annelies Yost to find half-naked in the arms of a dastardly sociology student, a declared enemy of all that heroic.
In short, had long passed and anguish since the days of Quintero. They decided to put an abrupt end to that. Would to fight with crooked in the same place six years before the two were matched in boxeril competition, backed by the civic and secular Djiminó Mister George. Both were badly mangled after fighting alone in the same place, using for this purpose the ripper curved knife of the Commandos. There was a fire this time majestic, but the white quarry was forever tainted with the blood of both warrior and generous.
But still, the heroic lieutenants Lazzeri Matias Rafael Storni and failed to tie. Annelies
And Yost-archideseada and diabolical woman clearly knew.










[1] Ochre: Mineral earthy, crumbly, yellow, which is a hydrated iron oxide, often mixed with clay. Serves as iron ore and is used in paint.

What Color Walls For Dark Floors

Weighing Sonia

The Starling

Well, it's always helpful to weigh things. In my opinion, weigh things is exactly what the test, the so-called genre.
But also in my view, weigh things without any obligation to transport.
For example, I've given up supporting things from the past: those multiple recurring shortfalls still voluntary.
From what is now - a whore once and for all! - Is to test what is coming. The future. This accumulation of facts and circumstances in which they must take the lead. Enough humiliation! Enough to evade the solitude! (In fact, Jaime Huenún, the self-styled poet Mapuche said in Puerto Trakwl left ... we had fought loneliness forever / from fear and from any destination).
Well, weigh: from now on, zero fear and a lot of freedom. Man, if you've earned freedom! And you know free use your freedom. That freedom won on the noble school of suffering.
As, for example, refers to women, you will know where to look, if any, exist. Although
have to pay.
Indeed, it is better pay. And, of course, weigh them appropriately. Sonia will appear
-random are given thanks, "a great student of journalism junior.
Alta. Morena. Haughty. Smell a female. Is valued and respected in these and other prices. Sonia is as beautiful as it is a sculpture by Rodin. It is elegant. The price is obviously high, you say.
"See, the issue is not at all pleasing to me," how much to share with you one night? "I say with caution as they share a whiskey. "You
I like you: you are good man for your stuff. Say that 60 thousand dollars ... including, of course, a good pair of horns and, who knows, two or three whiskeys.
is agreed with her. Do not forget: it is agreed with confidence, because Sonia is an excellent professional sexual journalism: one of his sources-a-lesbian girlfriend has provided extensive information about what we like to heterosexual men.
Sonia is a sex goddess. You must assume that very high-mindedness and, certainly more importantly, in all humility: it is your goddess and you will adore.
Notwithstanding the fact and pay 60 thousand pesos (you think you are to give 10 000 more: 70 thousand dollars, for which they are will be deserved), please be careful: you have to look at each step how to do things. If you abandon yourself, as often you have left, "everything will go to hell.
should weigh.
No, no, no, forget all the Viagra or Cialis, no need to strengthen it ... I assure you!
be all good.
you join with Sonia in the premium coffee at the appointed time. You'll be calm, well dressed and with an appropriate dose of masculine fragrance. She, see, about four meters away, close the blue jacket see that you mend it has no support, since perceive clearly the sum insolence transparent brown nipples. His white shirt look like about to explode. Cover, then the devastating scene what-you-imagine it will be even more devastating.
hand But I will take your best and heartfelt gallantry, and walk with her towards the collective taxi that will take up the pre-agreed apart hotel. The group will be sober just taken his hand and mild and cautious sniffing around his neck adorned with a huge, bright symphonic silver chain. Yes, without a doubt that it will be an unforgettable experience, smell and hear the harmonious sound of the silver chain that plays and slips on her breasts lorica lacking. And in that heavenly aroma stamping your best offerings to your brunette goddess.
arrive at the ritual. The gallantly will help to get off the car and this time she will not hide the majestic vehemence of her breasts. You begin to dream, your manhood will respond immediately and in the best of times.
will climb a wide staircase. Taking her hand in hand so it can not escape. You never know. Come before the revelation promising bronze room number five. You'll open the door. The waitress, equipped with a rear not credible, ask one maternal and eloquent look of encouragement you the tennis power with Sonia!
gently close the door behind you. The Olympic experience will be starting. Sonia
proceed to take off his blue jacket and you will know immediately that you are at the mercy of it, which is your goddess in charge.
What else?
really do not know. I have not weighed yet.